Use the knowledge that the top of the dresser
is six cat-units from the floor.
Assume the unanchored cloth
on the surface can’t be seen
from the original cat-angle.
Remember to include the reaction of the human
when all the little ceramic boxes on the cloth
2. Belly scritches
If the human’s lap is one and a half cat units wide,
how far can cat roll to optimize scritching surface
while maintaining balance.
Compensate for human’s propensity
to mess with the cat and just let it fall off.
3. Time travel
If food auto-dispenser releases
x amount of food at 6 a.m.
how can cat convince human, at 8 a.m.
that it is 5:55, and that is why
the bowl is empty
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