Piggy Peggy and Sweaty Betty
Rented us a flat
They never really liked us but
We didn’t care about that
When we broke the lease they said
“you put a hole in the floor”
We were able to prove this wasn’t true
And got out of there before they knew
That what we’d actually broken
Was the door.
some context: the doorframe got broken when we moved in a huge library desk that didn’t really fit, so we had to remove the molding. The hole in the floor of the back porch was under their stuff, and I suspect that they had been using it to extort money out of tenants every time said tenants moved.
posted to the dverse Open Link of 8/6/20